I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto
Is this really happening?
Corporate giant delay UK launch of hot new gadget for 9 months, whilst it is readily available in the USA and Japan
Little guy, in to videogames and working from home on his own spots an opportunity and imports a few to sell them on his website (www.electricbirdland.co.uk) and gets the jump on the giant
1000’s of other companies do the same (and still are)
2000’s of ebayers do the same (and still are)
Corporate giant buys £1000's of new gadget from little guy
Corporate giant sends out threatening letters via bully boy solicitors
Corporate giant buys £1000's more of new gadget from little guy
Little guy says “hold on a sec, that’s not fair”
All the other young guys and older guys say "..."
Corporate giant sues little guy for £50,000 for mouthing off and to set an example but negotiates great deals with bigger players with more money to defend themselves
Corporate giant buys £1000's more of new gadget from little guy
Corporate giant takes little guy to the High Court to tag team him in a court room with Six bruisers
That same day little guys courier delivers £1000's of pounds worth of new gadget to Giantstrasse in Austria
That same day whilst little guy is being bulldozed, corporate giants' goons turn up at little guys house to intimidate littles guys wife, little guys wife is pregnant with little guys baby and little guys wife is crying
Little guy throws a couple of untrained verbal punches but the judge sends him in to the corner with an injunction and tells bully boy solicitors to stop sending their goons round to scare little guys wife
Corporate giant is feeling like he is really doing good policing his great new product from the UK, bully boy solicitors rub their hands together
Little guy doesn't like new gadget any more
Corporate giants tells everyone that little guys are "small beer" and little guys are no big deal. Bully boy solicitors then proceed to phone all the other little guys to tell them what they have done to this little guy
Little guy posts blog entry at 2 am
Little guy thinks it is a big deal, if little guy doesn't fight giant corporate monster little guy will have to close his shop and get a job at tesco's so he can feed his little girls.
I'm sure there is a Radiohead song about this.